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To all who appreciate humour as much as I do, I have created a page dedicated to things intended to make all of you smile. I will try not to offend anyone or anything...but if the jokes are funny, i'm posting it. If you, for some deranged reason, do not find this page to your liking, may i suggest: http://makeyourowngoddampage. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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A guy in a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shotgun. "Open the goddamn safe," he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank,"she replies. "We don't have any money. This is a sperm bank." "Don't argue, open the goddamn safe or I'll blow your head off,"says the guy with the gun. She obliges and once she's opened the safe door the guy says, "Take out one of the bottles and drink it." "But its full of sperm!" she replies nervously. "Don't argue, just drink it!" he says. She takes the cap off and gulps it down. "Take out another one and drink it too," he demands. She takes out another and drinks it as well. Suddenly the guy pulls off his mask and to the girl's amazement it's her husband. "There," he says, "it's not that fucking difficult is it!?!" | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries and lighten your burden. | Boy: It's very kind of you, darling. But I don't have any troubles. Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
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